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Because everyone loves The Hoff
The time is now! To love the Hoff!
Regardless of if you’re a townie or goth!
You’ve got to support this cool 80s guy
So you’ll sign up to iTunes and get ready to buy
Oh yeah! *guitar solo*
*singer puts on leather hotpants*
See the way these stretch over my cock?
I’ve looked at the Hoff, I’m hard as a rock!
You’ve looked, you’ve laughed, he’s given you fun
Now the time has come for his No1!
He’s a little bit cheesy, like Top Gun or Wham!
He could beat up Chuck Norris, the ultimate man!
You can buy him on iTunes, but wait for the mail
Or even the Hoff will eventually faaaaail!
So let’s stand together, lighters in air
Look into our hearts, and solemnly swear
We’ll do the right thing, not give in to sloth
We’ll follow this link, and give love to the Hoff!
(link goes to http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/)
rhonda Said,
June 25, 2008 @ 13:49
Hooray!
I have yet to discover a more genuine heartfelt appeal to worship ‘The Hoff’. An excellent dedication to he of the ’80’s ‘big’ hair, tight jeans and rolled up sleeves!
‘The Hoff’ .. in all his glory has been blessed with a voice even the angel’s are jealous of .. !
Let us lift those aforementioned lighters with pride as we shout ..
‘The Hoff .. we salute you!’
(no idea how I came across this page .. but lets just say fate has been smiling & let me view this delightful declaration to the One and Only ..’Hoff’ )