About Me

I am smarter then my alma mater
A master of rhythm, rhyme and meter
Suave, articulate, generally greater
Quite the mental masturbator
Good looking, handsome, good in bed
A family tree that has never inbred

A pretentious git with either gender
A peacock, proud, in full feathered splendour
I’m intelligent, couth, mentally fleet
Debating with me just leads to defeat

And that, dear reader, I note as my cue
To close by saying I’m smarter than you.

Or… I am a 20-something GNU/Linux (and now, law) geek with a well developed sense of privacy.

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