James Duncan’s Web Page

The time is now! To love the Hoff!
Regardless of if you’re a townie or goth!
You’ve got to support this cool 80s guy
So you’ll sign up to iTunes and get ready to buy
Oh yeah! *guitar solo*

*singer puts on leather hotpants*

See the way these stretch over my cock?
I’ve looked at the Hoff, I’m hard as a rock!
You’ve looked, you’ve laughed, he’s given you fun
Now the time has come for his No1!

He’s a little bit cheesy, like Top Gun or Wham!
He could beat up Chuck Norris, the ultimate man!
You can buy him on iTunes, but wait for the mail
Or even the Hoff will eventually faaaaail!

So let’s stand together, lighters in air
Look into our hearts, and solemnly swear
We’ll do the right thing, not give in to sloth
We’ll follow this link, and give love to the Hoff!

(link goes to http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/)

Following today’s missile test, I have had conversations with people comparing the current situation with the Cuban Missile Crisis, and even stating that the US will enter Iraq-style open war with the DPRK. There are issues I have with comparing DPRK/ROK to those conflicts, as there are fundamental differences that make an both an accidental or chosen war far less likely on the Korean peninsula. So…

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