James Duncan’s Web Page

Faceparty. Truly, it makes you rethink your instinctive distaste for eugenics. In an attempt to warn the internet about the horrors within, I have attempted to make a taxonomy of user types, roaming from the merely slightly misconceived to the utterly terrifying. All pics are from genuine FP user accounts.

The Teen

The Teen is the most inoffensive of all of the faceparty archetypes. Though she claims to be 16, she is in fact about 14. As such, while she may indulge in excessive makeup and flirting online, she is unlikely to get in a situation where STDs can be an issue with anyone but a real-life classmate. As with all underage girls on the net, she may well be a police officer.

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I hear the rain start to fall
single droplets the solo introduction
then, far away, the base of thunder
I hear the orchestra start to move in.

A single lightning bolt spears the sky
The storm’s baton starting to sway
The pitterpatter of heavier drops
beating a rhythm alive around me

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